Score: 10

"Hilarious"

submission: Burnt Toast Man

date: January 26, 2007

I haven't reviewed anything in ages but I thought I'd take the time to say something about this one. It was brilliant, the humour was perfect and the anti-climatic ending was hilarious, and well timed. Make more!

Score: 10

"Brilliant"

submission: The Experiment

date: September 21, 2006

I am almost disgusted that this currently has a 3.22 rating - this EASILY deserves to have over 4, and an award. You animating style is amazing, and you draw beautifully, so I really hope to see more from you soon.

Score: 5

"Waaaaaaaait a minute"

submission: PATTAS 3: Train

date: September 17, 2006

Hang on - a boxcar? The opening spiel by the Pilot where he's listing things off really quickly? The quick cutaway to Pilot in church? The 'letter' joke? The movie clip used for speech? The bit where the guy in the store reacts when asked if he has any smaller bills? The end joke that seems far, FAR too familiar?

I'm sorry, but all the above things are far, FAR too reminiscent of a certain Internet cartoon I used to watch a lot. Let's be honest here - you watch a lot of Bonus Stage, don't you? Even the voice you used for Phil, sorry, the blonde guy, sounds EXACTLY like how Matt Wilson voices one of his main characters.

I'm not going to be as harsh on you as I was when reviewing the God-awful, disgusting, piece of shit series 'Ski Lift Pals' (don't waste your own time finding and watching it), but you REALLY need to get your own cartoon style. The animating style itself is pretty good, and you have the ability to tell a fairly decent story, but it really is far too derivative of BS for me to rate it any higher. Even the bits that WERE funny failed to make me laugh, because I couldn't help but think 'this is just taken from Bonus Stage'.

Score: 1

"Try again"

submission: The Smiley Bob Show (1)

date: September 17, 2006

Badly drawn and animated, and with one of those 'trying too hard to be random' scripts that really isn't very funny, imaginative, or clever. Just because you imagine having a character say stupid infantile crap like 'DUCKY DUCKY DUCKY' is going to sound totally zany and hilarious, doesn't mean it actually will.

Oh well, there are enough people on NG that find this kinda humour amusing to get this through the Portal, albeit with a rather embarrassing score.

Score: 10

""You're breaking my balls Fernando!""

submission: The Hernando Show

date: August 31, 2006

This is fantastic, I loved it - good job!

Score: 9

"Brilliant"

submission: Life Factory

date: August 30, 2006

I have watched an absolute plethora of crap on Newgrounds tonight, so this was something of a breath of fresh air. I love the concept, you've really managed to flesh it out successfully - I can easily imagine someone else trying to visualise a similar idea, but having it run dry by the end of the animation. This, on the other hand, was great throughout - I particularly liked the 'specials wheel'.

Good job!

Score: 9

"Brilliant"

submission: Create Clock Animations

date: August 27, 2006

This is easily the funniest thing I've seen on Newgrounds in weeks, you get a big fat thumbs-up from me.

Good job!

Score: 9

"Excellent"

submission: The Jungle I

date: August 15, 2006

I've got to say, I usually can't stand stickmen animations, but this was so well animated - really unusually smooth - that I couldn't help but love it. The explosions/effects were also very well-done, so yeah - great job! Do more ;)

Score: 8

"Thank-you"

submission: Cat and Hamster

date: July 13, 2006

You have restored my faith in the Portal. Usually when I read something like "this is my first animation" in the author's comment, this feeling of dread washes over me, and usually with good reason - but this was something entirely different from the usual 'first attempt' Flashes I see often on Newgrounds.

Other than the dodgy framerate - which you should seriously consider making higher in your next submission - this was genuinally a very good animation. Everything was drawn well, you actually used proper frame-by-frame animation which is rare even in more 'professional' Flashes, and the story was both to the point and amusing.

I am seriously impressed, especially as this is your first submission. Really well done, I look forward to seeing more from you.

Score: 0

"Oh for fuck's sake"

submission: Sonic tetris

date: July 13, 2006

You submitted the exact same thing yesterday only with different Sonic music and a different background. The only difference in terms of quality between this one and the old one is that the old one had better Sonic music - and that still got blammed.