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Neo-Egyptian
Thanks for viewing my profile! I've worked for a bunch of production companies including Aardman Animations and the BBC and I post about my experiences on NG. I also created the vaguely popular Steve series which I update once every million years. Whoops!

Tom Wright @Neo-Egyptian

Age 37, Male

Edit Assistant, BBC

Southampton Uni

Bristol, England

Joined on 5/3/05

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I wouldn't worry about the bread thing. If MDK2 taught me anything is that toast can become a very lethal weapon given the right amount of toxicity. Make it an Atomic Baguette XD

So when DO we get to complain about Steve killing a man with a baguette?

:3

Good thing your letting it out, bro. But, don't let them get to you; don't forget, a good three quarters of Newgrounds is composed of thirteen year olds; their job is to get on your nerves. (you people know who you are).

Oh, and looking forward to Steve 4. Can't wait to kick ass with long bread sticks. :D

Hah, thanks. And yeah it doesn't really get to me, I just find it odd when extremely trivial/irrelevant details stop someone from enjoying something.

ROFL, i might agree with some of those arguments, if the series was meant to be serious. But Steve does want he wants and it funny as hell. I can't wait to see death by food! Strangled with spaghetti noodles, impaled by pretzels... man the possibilities are comically endless.

is it true that there is a place in a man's skull, that when you shoot it it will blow up?
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Yes.

Yeah, occasionally you get the "takes the animation too far" review. They get on your nerves but you have to ignore them. I mean at least in the review you gave as an exsample, they gave "some" positive feed back. (u'know, the "nice quality bit") you should try to pick out the essential stuff...i know Nice Quality isnt essential but u know what i mean, right??

i'm totally gonna leave that exact review on steve 4 without even watching the movie.

Sure, as long it's a 10. LOLZ!

Yeah, reviews like that are ridiculous. It's just as bad when people can't tell when something is obviously sarcastic.

On another note, looking at how awesome the Steve series is and how crappy your trophy collection is relatively, I hope Steve 4 wins Daily First.

Thanks, my score to decent trophy ratio is pretty harsh. Oh well! Also mad props for doing the NG Animator God cartoons, I lolled all over the place.

Props to absurdism.

How stale is said baguette? I'd say a really stale rock-hard one could pass as a blunt weapon. Hell, I'd use one to fight off a Zombie invasion if push came to shove.

Awaiting Steve 4 still and hoping for a return to that simpler art style from Steve 2 :)

It's only a little crusty but boy, does Steve have a mean throwing arm!

I myself would love to see Steve kill someone with a baguette. The only problem is what would be next? I'm sure you'll find someway to out do yourself like always.