Neo-Egyptian's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Aplehebbel Collab]

Um

Well, I actually thought it was pretty good until you decided to make an extremely offensive joke about the 9/11 tragedy. Sorry, but it's just not funny, and it never will be - you could easily have just avoided mentioning it and this wouldn't have been that bad.

Duck-Duck-Sheep responds:

pah...rediculous

[Waffle X: Episode One]

Perfection

Genuinally hilarious submissions are so rare on NG these days, so this came as an enormous surprise to me - it's absolutely brilliant! Not only is it drawn/animated extremely well, but it was laugh-out-loud funny. Furthermore, the video-game parodies you had dotted around added to the humour, rather than taking away from it - I see so many animations where video game parodies are used to drive the plot, rather than adding to it.

My non-existent hat comes off to you!

[GEOweasel July 4th]

Thank you

Nearly all of tonight's submissions have been absolutely dire, especially most of the '4th of July' ones. So imagine my surprise when I watch this little gem - it was great! Perhaps a little short - but not too short - with great animation, and it was actually funny.

Good job!

[BonusStage:TheLostEpisode]

Excellent work

I actually purchased the full version last week, but I thought I'd review it here - it is, in a word, awesome. It's obvious you've spent a lot of time on this in regard to the frame-by-frame stuff and the lip-sync, and it's all come together brilliantly, and hilariously.

As a side note, I do really respect your decision to have made and released this in the first place - I've always believed it's up to the creator to decide if he or she wants their work seen, and I know how much you've come to hate working on Bonus Stage, despite people trolling the Couch Slave forums going 'omg relesse eps 89-100 lolz!'.

So yeah, very nice work - I'm more than willing to pay for any future BS episodes you want to release, but in all honesty I'm looking forward more to your two new cartoon series.

Keep up the good work!

[2 years of animation]

Excellent

The animation on this thing was excellent - I especially loved the guy shouting with all the spit going everywhere (that looked awesome!). I was somewhat worried about the alien and predator bit haha, but oh well!

Anyway, I can't give this a really high score because there was obviously no plot/proper sound, but as a collection of unfinished animations, it was very good.

Hopefully we'll see this kind of animation in a completed project in the future!

[T&D: The New Beginning]

Good job

As a fellow Newgrounder who has also started a comedy series that has the word 'adventures' in the title - and, strangely, involves masturbation jokes - I thought this was pretty good. Everything looked nice, and it was animated well - equally, while a small amount of the jokes didn't quite hit home with me, I still thought it was funny throughout.

By the way, I think there's a total of 2 (oh noes!) reviews that questioned the plot/ability to turn this into a series. I'd totally ignore them, as you've got the classic 'housemates who get into comic situations' thing going on, which has nearly endless scope for plotlines and gags. Equally, a few people commented on the graphics, but to be perfectly honest everything looked - while not exactly mind-blowing - very good and certainly fit the style of the cartoon well.

So yeah, nice one - I look forward to your next submission!

[::RingMan vs. QuickMan::]

Not mind-blowing or anything...

...but I did actually really like it, good job! It was pretty funny, and despite having a lengthy (and amusing) intro, you didn't cop-out and not actually animate the fight - when Ringman fell on his head at the start, I thought 'oh great, it's one of those jokey Flashes that ends before you expect it to'. But you didn't do that, so nice one.

Btw, I would have rated the graphics higher but, well, they weren't technically your graphics :P

Impressive animation!

[Mask]

Love it

I saw this when it was released and I've got to say, I still absolutely love it. It has such a brilliant style to it, and it's so well drawn - plase make some more animations like this!

[Pinball The Movie]

Interesting...

The idea was pretty interesting, although I think I kinda jumped the gun when I read the title - I was assuming it was be some kind of comedy adventure following a pinball through its nightmarish trip through a pinball machine, as it attempts - without success - to escape. But then again, that's just how my kerazy mind works.

In light of what you actually produced, however, I'd say this isn't too bad for a first attempt. But on a somewhat more serious note - dear lord, did you tween ANY of this?! It looks like the entire thing was done frame-by-frame, and if that's the case, hot damn lol. For stuff like fight scenes and character movement, fbf is great, but when you've just got a ball bouncing all over the place, for the love of God! Learn and use tweens, they'll save you hours and hours of moving stuff around for no reason!

Good luck with your next Flash animation.

inertia responds:

*psst, i'm using a cheap ass version of flash called 'swishmax'* lol. whats tweening?

[Tomorrow's Nobodies Ep.3]

Brilliant

This is fantastic, I can't believe I'd never seen this series before. The whole thing has an excellent style, and the way it's drawn and animated is brilliant. Furthermore, unlike so many 'funny' Flash animations, this one actually had me laughing out loud - seriously, I think I was crying with laughter during the weed hallucinations.

"And I'm off!"